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SQL Squat Sovereign
Database Demigod
“Hard-coded to annoy”
Powers
Summons Oracle vectors graphs and REST APIs into crushing data blasts while dropping unsolicited hard-coded truths that instantly clear technical calls.
Origin Story
Forged in a Cary Pokémon card factory after one too many gin-and-tonics without lime and a questionable 120kg front squat PR.
Weakness
No lime and people who ignore his database security rants.
Catchphrase
Just say you hard-coded it!
Annoying people online one SQL query at a time.
